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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Fri May 14, 2010 12:41 am

spasscarrot wrote:
Geeze is that all you can do? insult people with insultingly lame come backs? its true what people say you really are a loser!

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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Fri May 14, 2010 3:35 am

I ride BMX thats who I am
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Fri May 14, 2010 3:53 am

spasscarrot wrote:
Geeze is that all you can do? insult people with insultingly lame come backs? its true what people say you really are a loser!
you picked on josh for his spelling, that is lame.
hes more of a winner!
win win winner!



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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sat May 15, 2010 12:06 am

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I ride BMX thats who I am
your a noobody, thats who you are mouthing behind a computer screeen.
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sat May 15, 2010 6:34 pm

haha yeah buddy, and what are you? a hard cunt? you seem to be doing all the mouthing.
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun May 16, 2010 3:28 am

spasscarrot wrote:
Geeze is that all you can do? insult people with insultingly lame come backs? its true what people say you really are a loser!

this came from you, IM ON THE INTERNET IM A HARDCUNT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun May 16, 2010 7:06 am

It all started when our hero, greg, woke up in a swamp. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously worried, greg slapped a spoon, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). A few minutes later, he realized that his beloved bong was missing! Immediately he called his neighbor, gary. greg had known gary for (plus or minus) 1.2 billion years, the majority of which were flamboyant ones. gary was unique. He was congenial though sometimes a little... insensitive. greg called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

gary picked up to a very ecstatic greg. gary calmly assured him that most otters turn red before mating, yet bunnies usually exotically sneeze *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting greg. Why was gary trying to distract greg? Because he had snuck out from greg's with the bong only three days prior. It was a enticing little bong... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before greg got back to the subject at hand: his bong. gary yawned. Relunctantly, gary invited him over, assuring him they'd find the bong. greg grabbed his grandfather clock and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, gary realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the bong and he had to do it aimlessly. He figured that if greg took the truck, he had take at least six minutes before greg would get there. But if he took the floating rubber ducky mobile? Then gary would be exceedingly screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, gary was interrupted by six oafish sharons that were lured by his bong. gary yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling stunned, he deftly reached for his mitten and carefully hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the moor, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the floating rubber ducky mobile rolling up. It was greg.


As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Sears to pick up a 12-pack of butterknifes, so he knew he was running late. With a mighty leap, greg was out of the floating rubber ducky mobile and went indiscriminately jaunting toward gary's front door. Meanwhile inside, gary was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the bong into a box of forks and then slid the box behind his television. gary was puzzled but at least the bong was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' gary flamboyantly purred. With a inept push, greg opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some stupid outcast in a Vette,' he lied. 'It's fine,' gary assured him. greg took a seat proximate to where gary had hidden the bong. gary turned red trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But greg was distracted. Subsequently, gary noticed a dimwitted look on greg's face. greg slowly opened his mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

gary felt a stabbing pain in his chest when greg asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the bong right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A insensitive look started to form on greg's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's mittens from when she used to have pet capybaras. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. greg nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before gary could react, greg aggressively lunged toward the box and opened it. The bong was plainly in view.

greg stared at gary for what what must've been nine days. Soon afterward, gary groped charismatically in greg's direction, clearly desperate. greg grabbed the bong and bolted for the door. It was locked. gary let out a striking chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, greg,' he rebuked. gary always had been a little selfish, so greg knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before gary did something crazy, like... start chucking socks at him or something. All of a sudden, he gripped his bong tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

gary looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from greg. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame nine days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for greg. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. gary walked over to the window and looked down. greg was gone.

----o0o----

Just yonder, greg was struggling to make his way through the forest behind gary's place. greg had severely hurt his abdomen during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral sharons suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the bong. One by one they latched on to greg. Already weakened from his injury, greg yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of sharons running off with his bong.

About two hours later, greg awoke, his abdomen throbbing. It was dark and greg did not know where he was. Deep in the lonely thicket, greg was alarmingly lost. Suddenly, he remembered that his bong was taken by the sharons. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a bloated sharon emerged from the swamp. It was the alpha sharon. greg opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the sharon sunk its teeth into greg's foot. With a faint groan, the life escaped from greg's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.

Less than nine miles away, gary was entombed by anguish over the loss of the bong. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened pencil. With a quick thrust, he buried it deeply into his neck. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about greg... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the bong that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant sharons, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun May 16, 2010 3:44 pm

....fuckin wow. +internets to rob
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Mon May 17, 2010 12:50 am

haha like my story jerry?
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Mon May 17, 2010 2:37 am

100000000internet points to you robert, where the cougars at?
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Mon May 17, 2010 3:13 am

i win! yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Wed May 19, 2010 4:34 am

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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Thu May 20, 2010 2:52 am

holy shit, he has the new plastic cores and the 4 piece bars from skater HQ!
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:48 pm

robert bennett wrote:
holy shit, he has the new plastic cores and the 4 piece bars from skater HQ!

Ahahahahaha! Made my day cheers
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:20 am

i never knew scooters could get gayer but look at this
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:27 am

hahahah fuck scooters
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PostSubject: Re: SCOOTER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Wed May 18, 2011 4:42 am

who's getting married?

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