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Mitch.F

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PostSubject: Joke thread   Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:29 am

Like the title says post your jokes....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:32 am

why dont sharks eat aborigines?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:32 am

your mom cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:34 am

whats red and makes a gurgly screaming noise?
a skinned baby in a bag of salt
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:34 am

do_a_skid wrote:
why dont sharks eat aborigines?

why??
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:41 am

what do you call a yellow bus full of nigers ...........


a roten banana
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:48 am

Mitch.F wrote:
do_a_skid wrote:
why dont sharks eat aborigines?

why??

they think they're whale shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:18 am

ROBERT FUUUUUUCK! im shocked, thats brutal.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:26 am

what's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of dead babies?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:41 am

??????????????????????
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:56 am

Tyler! wrote:
what's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of dead babies?

you can't unload sand with a pitch fork
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:53 am

what do black people and apples have in common?
they both look good hanging from trees.


ooohhhhh
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:23 am

Whats the odd one out... Milk, Wife, Blowjob or Eggs?























.....You cant beat a blowjob!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:38 pm


what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
i don't have a ferrari parked in my garage.


Did you hear the one about the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now fuck off!"

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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:39 am

what does an abbo chick use as a vibrator??


a vb stubbie full of blowflies
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:19 am


I was in India recently and saw a sign that said 'English speaking taxi driver'. I thought,
what a fucking great idea, why don't we have them in our country

i met a girl at the park. sparks flew between us instantly, she fell at my feet and i fucked her. i thought to myself 'these tazer guns are really worth the money'

whats better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees

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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:58 am

What do you call to abos sleeping in a red blanket???

A kit-kat
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:03 am

truck driver was taking a load of bowling balls across the nullabor any way it was late at night out of nowhere he sees a couple of black fellas walking there push bikes and hitch hiking , seen as it was late and he was a bit bored he stopped and offered them a lift, the old truckie tells em i will give yas a lift but ya have to jump in the back
no worries boss and in they climb
a few hours later he gets pulled in at the heavy vehicle check the coppers asks what have ya got in the back
bowling balls mate
then there is a loud call hey sarge get back here and look at this
the old sarge asks what have ya got
mate hes got a load of abo eggs and two have hatched and already stolen some pushbikes
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:55 pm

whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and dead abo's?
you cant unload bowling balls with a pitch fork
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:36 pm

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. When they come out to him, this man starts skulling them as fast as he can.
The bartender is dumbfounded at his enthusiasm.
"Why are you skulling them so fast?" asked the bartender.
"You would to if you had what I had."
"What do you have?" asked the bartender
"50 cents."


What do you call an abo on a church roof?
Holy shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:54 pm

knock knock!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread   Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:09 am

A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his his nose.

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